QuotableQuotes

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible. (George Burns)

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. (Victor Borge)

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. (Mark Twain)

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. (Mark Twain)

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (Spike Milligan)

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. (Henny Youngman)